Funny quotes to make you LOL


here are some funny quotes. i especially love the last one 🙂

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself- “where the heck is the ceiling?”

 When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep– not screaming like the passengers in his car

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