here are some funny quotes. i especially love the last one 🙂
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself- “where the heck is the ceiling?”
When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep– not screaming like the passengers in his car